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Millennial-ish Gift Guide

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December 23, 2017

Gifts for the Millennial

Let me start by saying this gift guide is COMPLETELY tongue in cheek. The common denominator between all the items listed are that they are not only absurd but also grossly overpriced. I.e. I cannot fathom a situation in which someone would actually purchase anything here. But… it makes me chuckle to list all these things for you, so… here ya go. Merry Christmas!

millennial gift guide... absurd and helpful ideas for the young

1. Scrunchies ($40)

I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the scrunchie first and foremost. This is a controversial topic as evidenced by the 160 comments on my last Instagram post about the scrunchie. Folks, it’s back and people are wearing it. Outside. On purpose.

millennial shopping scrunchie

2. This tulle thing ($1020)

I stumbled across this the other day and was honestly clueless as to 1. why it was for sale, 2. why it cost so much, and 3. who would buy this and where are they going. I almost think it might be the folks at Nordstrom corporate laughing at us… like does the person who buys this get a talking Chewbacca mask as a free gift with purchase or something?

millennial shopping tulle sweater

3. Bodysuits ($695… yeah. You read that correctly.)

Again… I lived through the original wave of bodysuits and the only thing they managed to do was give me a rash from having snaps up in my who-ha. Now… twenty years later, I DEFINITELY don’t want anything that will accentuate the one area of my body that is direct proof of 450 months of pregnancy and of course, snaps. Down there. No thank you.

millennial shopping body suit

4. Crop tops. ($9)

Yeah yeah, I know there are ways to wear these over a high waisted pant and they look cute. And make no mistake, if I had visible abs, I’d probably be wearing these things on the daily and just living my best life with a steaming cup of matcha.

millennial shopping crop top

5. Mules ($325) and fur slides. ($595)

I actually have no problem with them aesthetics of these shoes, but spending $500 on either of them seems a little bit like playing those claw games at the arcade- just throwing money away one dollar at a time.

millennial shopping mules millennial shopping fur slides

6.  Distressed stuff.

I’m a fan of distressed jeans when I’m working in my shed or shlubbing around the house (so most days…), but allow me to direct your glance to not only the cost of these items, but the extreme level of distressing going on. My father’s head explodes ever so slightly every time I wear my distressed jeans, and he *usually* asks whether I paid for them to look like that. The answer is “yes” but not quite this much.

millennial shopping distressed

($78)

millennial shopping distressed

($595)

millennial shopping distressed

($695)

7. Athleisure ($1725)

We can all thank Lululemon for this newfound love of wearing athletic garb all day without breaking a sweat. It’s comfortable. It’s not even a little bit flattering, but it’s extremely camouflaging which works for me. So if you want to take your athleisure to the next level, this $1500 hoodie has your name all over it. Sidenote: the person who spends this much money on a hoodie must be engaged in some sort of rich person bet to spend as much money on the cheapest item possible.

millennial shopping hoodie

And just for fun, here’s a cropped hoodie ($200). Because there’s nothing that gets me excited about exercise than showing my muffin top.

millennial shopping cropped hoodie

8. Hats ($39)

There are a couple ladies from the Bachelorette franchise who enjoy themselves a hat. The hat is typically poised on the crown of their head in a gravity defying way so that no part of their face is ever actually shaded by the brim.

millennial shopping hats

9. Sunnies ($520)

These cost $500 and clearly I’m old because I don’t get it.

millennial shopping sunglasses

10. The babydoll dress ($79)

millennial babydoll dress

This is also back. Like Kelly Marlene Taylor breezing into the Peach Pit, you can pair these with combat boots (also back in style) or your new furry mules.

11. Fanny packs ($1100)

Look. I had some strong support for why the fanny back is super useful for freeing up your hands and preventing back ache. I don’t disagree, but the few examples of relatively cool looking fanny packs I was sent were… hundreds and hundreds of dollars. That’s a lot. Also, I don’t know whether “fanny” refers to the American or the English version…

millennial shopping fanny pack

12. Just for kicks, I’m throwing in a few more absurd items. Not that a millennial would buy these things, mind you, but I’m confident some business savvy millennial thought of the idea and that creative vision is something I can get behind.

Hydration is a good thing, right? ($1500)

millennial shopping crystal water bottle

This must be Nordstrom punking us all, right? Please direct your attention to the shoes in this photo as well… ($450)

millennial shopping layered jeans

Truthfully, I’m not sure what’s happening here. I think… this is a corset. But it’s 2017. But who am I to judge… this is probably exactly the thing my elongated abs and I should be investigating. ($325)

millennial shopping corset

I guess there are folks who say their hands are always cold? I feel like this sweatshirt would be a problem for driving and typing and waving goodbye, but what do I know… I’m old. ($1295)

millennial shopping sweatshirt sleeves

Guys, I’m so thankful that I can provide this shopping list for you. It seemed like a practical and useful list overall…. with a couple of days left, I’m confident you can find some of these items or at least be inspired by what you’re seeing here. Happy shopping!

XO Charlotte

5 Comments · Gift Guides 1

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  1. MereDith says

    December 23, 2017 at 12:52 pm

    When i got to the extra long sleeveD sWeAter i Just lost it! ThaNks for the laughS!! 😂😂

    Reply
    • Charlotte Smith says

      December 23, 2017 at 1:32 pm

      It’s truly hard to believe that these things are real!!!! I mean, $1000+ for a HOODIE?! 🙂

      Reply
  2. Amanda says

    December 23, 2017 at 1:18 pm

    I feel like this post is a direct CHALLENge to the Kardashian/Jenner clan to wear all the things and schedule a photo shoot. 😂😂

    Reply
    • Charlotte Smith says

      December 23, 2017 at 1:32 pm

      They probably have their own Kardashian brand! 🙂 HAHA!

      Reply
  3. Tilesbay says

    December 27, 2017 at 2:30 pm

    Great post !!

    Reply

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Hi, I'm Charlotte! I'm fixing up our 100 year old house and artfully hoarding armchairs in the garage. I love color. I love flea markets. I love a little mess. My days are spent writing, painting, sanding, laughing and negotiating with our 5 kids. You can read more about us here
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